Dieticians Are Just Folks

Dieticians are Just FolksAt The Annual Meeting of the American Dietetic Association in New Orleans, I lived in constant fear that the dieticians would find out what I had been eating all week. The discovery would be made, I figured, by an undercover operative---some strict diet balancer who normally worked as the nutritionist in a state home for the aged but was posing as a mad-dog glutton in order to trap me. ''How were the oyster loaves at the Acme today?'' she would ask casually, chewing on a...